Welcome to America. Population: Nixon.

So, let's recap what we've learned about real Americans over the last few weeks of this primary. We've learned that Americans aren't bad at bowling. That Americans aren't non-drinkers. That Americans aren't people who don't shoot things. That Americans aren't Jesus-less. And, of course, that Americans aren't Democrats.

We better be careful, because at this rate, the only person who won't end up having his US citizenship revoked is this guy:And he's already bowled his last strike.

Don't worry, candidates. There's no way I'd be bitter about how this historic election is shaping up. No. Way.

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Nothing New byslag at 7:36 PM

0 dispense karmic justice! (or just comment here):

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