Welcome to America. Population: Nixon.
Tuesday, April 15, 2008
So, let's recap what we've learned about real Americans over the last few weeks of this primary. We've learned that Americans aren't bad at bowling. That Americans aren't non-drinkers. That Americans aren't people who don't shoot things. That Americans aren't Jesus-less. And, of course, that Americans aren't Democrats.
We better be careful, because at this rate, the only person who won't end up having his US citizenship revoked is this guy:
And he's already bowled his last strike.
Don't worry, candidates. There's no way I'd be bitter about how this historic election is shaping up. No. Way.
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